hPOLY sHIT
MY PRECIOUS HAS BEEN RETURNED TO ME. OH MY FUCKING GOD
THE PAST TWO MONTHS HAVE BEEN ONE HELL OF AN EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER BUT SOMEHOW I SURVIVED AND I AM BACK THANK YOU EVERYBODY FOR THE NICE WORDS AND STUFF WOW MAN THANK UR ALL GREAT MAN IT’LL TAKE ME A WHILE TO GET BACK TO EVERYBODY BUT I WILL TRY MY BEST
OH AND SHITPOST REBAGELING SHALL RETURN SOON YES

hPOLY sHIT

MY PRECIOUS HAS BEEN RETURNED TO ME. OH MY FUCKING GOD

THE PAST TWO MONTHS HAVE BEEN ONE HELL OF AN EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER BUT SOMEHOW I SURVIVED AND I AM BACK THANK YOU EVERYBODY FOR THE NICE WORDS AND STUFF WOW MAN THANK UR ALL GREAT MAN IT’LL TAKE ME A WHILE TO GET BACK TO EVERYBODY BUT I WILL TRY MY BEST

OH AND SHITPOST REBAGELING SHALL RETURN SOON YES

oh my god i am such a huge fucking moron please just destroy me now ugh god dang son i am such a dumb

i am the dumb overlord

the -dumb supreme-, if you will

it takes years of rigorous training and back-breaking practice to be this incredible level of dumb i would like to thank the academy

in related news the lack of a “read more” button on mobile is a travesty of catastrophic proportions :’(

also my computer is still broken, i promise to return the shitpost reblogging you’ve all come to know and love asap when i get it back!!!!

I feel like absolute garbage for not explaining my absence to anybody that’s been trying to contact me as of late!!!

my laptop broke shortly after making that sad post and ive been completely out of commission ever since, for like, a month now!!

in the meantime, ive been in a near vegetative state of lameness seeing as apparently I need people to function properly!!! and for the past month, I’ve been stuck in an empty house with minimal hours at work without a computer and most of my local friends out of town

It’s been miserable!!! All I do is sleep all day! I’ve got nothing to do and nobody to hang with and it’s done a complete number on my psyche (when I was already pretty down no less!!! Its been a bad few months!!!)

I would like to apologize to anybody trying to contact me in the meantime over Skype and Tumblr… I can’t really access that kinda stuff very easily right now and I feel like total trash for not trying harder to keep in touch with y’all. I barely put in any effort at all and I am complete garbage please throw me out you all deserve better!!!

And I would like to apologize to my new followers!!! I’m normally really cool and happy and fun and stuff!!! I promise!!!!

megasonger

megasonger:

JESUS CHRIST WHERE DO YOU EVEN LIVE, NATE-MAN?!

whaaaaat

don’t you live in like maricopa county or something? you should have these things too, they’re everywhere in the summer

OH GOD, OH MAN, YOU LIVE WHERE I LIVE. OH JEEZUS. OH NO. OH HEAVENS NO. I’M A DEAD MAN, NATE. I’M A GONER. I’M NOT SURE WHAT TO DO WITH THIS STARTLING REVELATION.

Amazingly enough, I haven’t bumped into these things!! Only giant crickets, cicadas, average schmoe roaches, and the occasional scorpion… SO FAR…